What’s sad about having an imaginary friend is that he is the one with the real friend.
What’s sad about having an imaginary friend is that he is the one with the real friend.
The voice in your head knows all your secrets
Watch later is like a time box that you will never open
Ultron was on the internet for 5 minutes and decided all of humanity needed to go.
“Ima” is a three letter contraction of a four word phrase
Gas stations in the olden days were bales of hay.
It was a missed opportunity not calling veterinarians dogtors.
Happy birthday to approximately 47,671 of you. 🎁
Water tastes amazing for something that has no taste.
Some wolf once decided to be friendly with some weird apes and that turned out to be maybe the wisest survival play in all Evolution
We think “niiice” but we type “niceee”